Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Looking out for my self-interest: How you too can appreciate Trump

[The original version of this blog can be found here.]

I am Jewish, so I support Donald Trump’s still existing Department of Education for its investigations of 60 universities for antisemitic discrimination and harassment. In the meantime, in a show of fierce determination, the Trump administration has frozen more than $1 billion in funding for Cornell and $790 million for Northwestern as the investigations proceed. 

I am over 65 years old, so I’m relieved that Trump decided to not restrict Medicare reimbursement for skin-substitute bandages. He made the decision decisively after meeting at Mar-a-Lago with the head of the biotech company that produces the bandages donated $5 million to MAGA Inc

I live outside Chicago, our kids live in the city, we visit often, hear music, go to plays, eat out and the other day we walked along the 606 trail in the middle of town, so I’m comforted that Trump is intent on summoning the National Guard to take Chicago out of its hell hole while he continues to defund hundreds of organizations across the country haplessly directed at reducing crime and promoting public safety
“Chicago is a hell hole right now” - NBC News 

I am the son of an immigrant who entered the U.S. on a false Polish passport after living in hiding during the Holocaust and preserved the lie for the rest of her life because she feared being deported, so I am impressed at how effective instilling fear in immigrants can be

I studied history in college, where exposure to slavery, reconstruction, segregation, and redlining left me feeling that American exceptionalism isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, so I’m looking forward to Trump making sure that museums like the Smithsonian eliminate exhibits that have me feeling inferior. 

I was a college professor who taught diverse students from all over the world, so I rally behind Trump’s efforts to limit student visas so we can return to classrooms with more recognizable cultural homogeneity. 

I am male, and I realize I’m behind the curve. By last count, 149 of the 155 mass (and school) shootings since 1982 have been perpetrated by men; 43% of men and only 22% of women report owning guns, so I have ground to make up. I don’t own a gun. In the aftermath of the recent Minneapolis Catholic church shooting, an attack that police say was carried out by a 23-year-old transgender woman, I’m relieved that the Trump Justice Department is looking into ways to get to the root of the mayhem by banning transgender Americans from owning weapons

I can get tongue tied. I lose track. I forget words. I am encouraged that when Trump speaks, prepared or not, his “very good brain” seeps out in erratic, incomprehensible bursts. And millions of people lap it up. Oh, to have that secret sauce. 


I am a writer. Brevity matters. I am inspired by the terse ways he expresses essence: “Washington DC is a totally safe zone; it’s called a safe zone…What they’re doing with the Epstein hoax, I think it’s enough….“I ended seven wars.” All separate thoughts spoken to leave a lasting impression. 

I finally have family money, thanks to 35+ years of employee-based savings, so I’m counting on that One, Big, Beautiful Bill giveaway to cut my taxes and reduce my estate taxes so I can be rich, wealthy, yahoo!!

I never served in the military or fought in a war. In I971, I had a draft lottery number of 335. Now that I’m too old to serve, I’m relieved that a president who avoided the draft by having a doctor attest he had bone spurs, and who called soldiers losers and suckers, in particular GOP Arizona Senator John McCain, still has enough warrior in him to change the name of the Defense Dept to the Department of War in time to get people to fear he’s going to invade Chicago with napalm before it was pulled from social media under a cover of darkness: 


The kidder. 

I love music, feature a music trivia site, Lines n’ Lyrix, so I’m atwitter that Trump is taking such an active interest in the Kennedy Center that he’s chosen his headlining cultural alterego to host the Kennedy Center Music Awards, which is likely to attract the largest combined viewing and boycotting audience in its history. 

My family has taken many trips to national parks. My anticipation is mounting that there will a be a new park and monument as soon as the Trump selection committee chooses from among the finalists in an illustrious list- Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, Xi Jinping, Bashar al Assad, Nicolás Maduro, Jair Bolsonaro, and Benjamin Netanyahu. Whom to honor in stone just lower than Trump? Construction on Mount Dictators can begin any time. Those nominated need not be deceased no matter how many people wish it were so.

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Monday, September 8, 2025

Update: Sarah Palin and The New York Times is gone but not forgotten

Update: The two posts I've published on Sarah Palin and The New York Times need another update. The first was on Feb. 8, 2023  - "The New York Times has a way out of its lawsuit with Sarah Palin. Throw the case." With the other, an Aug. 2024 update -"Sarah Palin and The New York Times to go at it again" - they are history; the kind of history that the Supreme Court has the itch to repeat, so keep reading.

In April of this year, a jury in Manhattan did what an earlier jury also did, and concluded that the NYT did not libel Palin in a 2017 editorial. The first verdict didn't stop Palin from appealing so the case stayed alive. About all she said this past April was on a social post: She planned to "keep asking the press to quit making things up." With the Supreme Court's 2025-26 term less than a month away, and the Court digging deep into its summer shadow docket cases for Trump presidency cases, neither the Court nor Palin has hinted that libel is on the horizon, though libel cases pepper other court dockets here and there.
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Aug. 29, 2024 update: "Sarah Palin and The New York Times to go at it again"

Neither we nor the New York Times has seen the public passing of Sarah Palin. We may have thought we had in Nov. 2022 when she lost an election bid for Congress in Alaska under a pathfinding ranked choice voting system, depicted in the new documentary, Majority Rules. Not so fast. Her potential blockbuster libel suit, that I wrote about 1-1/2 years ago before it was dismissed, is back. A federal appeals court, in a 56-page decision, remanded the case for re-trial. 

Click here to read the NYT story
Its significance rests on it being a vessel for the U.S. Supreme Court to get the case and overturn the landmark 1st Amendment decision in NY Times v. Sullivan. That 1964 ruling has made it much harder for public figures like Palin to win libel lawsuits. The Court's conservative justices have signalled an urge to overturn it, as they've done with Roe v. Wade, and Donald Trump pledged on the campaign trail in 2016“We’re going to open up those libel laws...So when The New York Times writes a hit piece which is a total disgrace or when The Washington Post, which is there for other reasons, writes a hit piece, we can sue them and win money instead of having no chance of winning because they’re totally protected.” 
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To appreciate the stakes involved, read my original story below that concerned me so deeply that I recommended that the Times throw the case.     

The New York Times has a way out of its lawsuit with Sarah Palin. Throw the case.

Originally published on Feb. 8, 2023 

The New York Times is locked in courtroom battle with Sarah Palin. It might be framed as the titanic clash between the newspaper of record and the Alaskan Russia watchdog. At stake is a bedrock foundation for the First Amendment, through the landmark 1964 case of NYT v. Sullivan

The Times appears to be caught between the proverbial rock and a hard place. It can lose the case, with Palin conceivably being awarded millions in punitive damages. It can win, in which case Palin will appeal all the way to a salivating Supreme Court, risking the rarified preferred position the press has held since 1964. 

I offer an unorthodox third option. From where I sit in the city of the 1919 Chicago Black Sox scandal, I’m rooting for the New York Times to throw the case. Unheard of, so hear me out. 

I can find no mention in the press or public record of an attempt to settle the case as the customary way out for both sides. Maybe it’s out there, but if not, it’s not unusual. Settlement negotiations tend to be closely held secrets from the public and from the jury. 

It’s possible Palin has offered to settle. I doubt it. She’s crusading for the political right that understandably knows a windfall when it drops not far from the fake news tree. The Times may have, and certainly should have, tried to settle. Possibly blocking the way, though, are the paper’s hubristic century-old memory that its publisher chided the paper’s lawyer “to never settle a libel lawsuit to save a little money” entrenched by the paper’s claim to an uninterrupted 50-year-old streak of libel wins. In any event, had the Times tried to settle, there isn’t a chance in this hellish case that Palin would have agreed. 

What’s left? Throw the case. That’s not easy. As the Wicked Witch of the West said in planning how to dispense with Dorothy to capture the ruby slippers: “These things must be done delicately.” Here’s why. 

On a good day, if there were such a thing with this Trump-infused Supreme Court, I’d worry about the Court’s impartiality in a case featuring an iconic GOP standard bearer vs. the paragon of the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!, as Donald Trump has referred to America’s media

And libel is its own kettle of fish. There are two distinct and overlapping strains of vocal Supreme Court logic on libel that have been floated uncharacteristically from the Court as trial balloons. 

In a case from 2019 in which a rape victim had accused Bill Cosby’s attorney of defaming her, Justice Clarence Thomas concurred with the Court’s decision to not take the case. He chose to elaborate. Classifying the rape victim as a “limited purpose public figure” needing to prove by clear and convincing evidence, like public officials must, that Cosby’s lawyer had acted with reckless disregard was not, according to Thomas, grounded in the original meaning of the 1st Amendment. 

Thomas, who has become the Court’s most unrepentant cherry picker of strict construction obstructionism, sees the seminal 1964 case of NYT v. Sullivan and the Court’s decisions extending it as “policy-driven decisions masquerading as constitutional law.” In his concurrence, Thomas listed a carefully selected catalogue of the nation’s years of historical antecedents. They left him unconvinced that the 1st and 14th Amendments should be interpreted to mean that Congress and the states shall make no laws abridging freedom of the press even if those laws allow public officials to financially shut down the press so the officials can continue to use their badges of honored service to beat the dickens out of protesters in the South. As Thomas wrote, “We did not begin meddling in this area until 1964, nearly 175 years after the First Amendment was ratified.” 

Justice Neil Gorsuch released his own libel trial balloon last July in a case in which the son of a former Albanian prime minister was implicated in a U.S. defense contract to supply ammunition to the Afghan military by procuring weapons from stockpiles in Albania. The case was dismissed because the lower courts concluded that such a public figure couldn’t possibly prove that the book publisher had acted with reckless disregard by contriving to manufacture the truth. 

Gorsuch’s reservations about NYT v. Sullivan differ from Thomas’. Gorsuch’s stem from the out of control evolution of media in a digital age. "Not only has the doctrine evolved into a subsidy for published falsehoods on a scale no one could have foreseen, it has come to leave far more people without redress than anyone could have predicted," Gorsuch wrote. Now, "virtually anyone in this country can publish virtually anything for immediate consumption virtually anywhere in the world." The Supreme Court didn’t take that libel case either. 

Thomas and Gorsuch have thrown down the gauntlet. The Court is primed to take on the New York Times and to drag down with it the all too often overlooked role of an indispensable free press in a country teetering on the brink of a frayed democracy if not autocracy. A recent empirical study of “The U.S. Supreme Court's Characterizations of the Press” by a University of Utah professor found “a substantial correlation between ideology and the Justices’ attitudes toward the press” that “reveal troubling trends at the Court, with widespread implications for any discussion of contemporary press freedom.” 

Here’s why Palin v. NYT is just the right trojan horse at the right’s time. 

NYT v. Sullivan cannot be appreciated without some recall of the Civil Rights movement in the South in the ‘60s. In taking laws into their own hands, lawmakers from legislators to sheriffs imposed their will on blacks and on protesters. The whole world was watching thanks to the free press, local and national, that is until lawmakers filed smothering libel suits. To win, the lawmakers needed to prove to a local jury only that something reported was false even in the most negligible way, like reporting that protesters marching to the state capitol were singing My Country Tis of Thee, not the Star Spangled Banner, and that the stories referring to the lawmakers put them in a worse light to some people after reading the stories. That’s it. Not even financial damages were needed. That’s what state laws could and did allow until the Supreme Court began “meddling in this area” in 1964, nearly 175 years after the First Amendment was ratified,” as Justice Thomas wrote. 

In contrast to Thomas’ predetermined reading of history, the Court’s unanimous opinion in Sullivan, which was issued when Thomas was 16 years old, addressed posterity in framing the case “against the background of a profound national commitment to the principle that debate on public issues should be uninhibited, robust, and wide-open, and that it may well include vehement, caustic, and sometimes unpleasantly sharp attacks on government and public officials. 

In concurring, Justice William O’ Douglas, often the ornery conscience of the Court in such matters, combined with Justice Hugo Black, a former member of the Ku Klux Klan, in writing: “This Nation, I suspect, can live in peace without libel suits based on public discussions of public affairs and public officials. But I doubt that a country can live in freedom where its people can be made to suffer physically or financially for criticizing their government, its actions, or its officials.” 

”It was a majestic opinion,’ summarized Floyd Abrams, a prominent 1st Amendment lawyer who’s represented the Times. “It had a command of American history that is rare in a judicial opinion. It reminded us of how young we are as a country.” 

NYT v. Sullivan has often been regarded as one of the most enduring exports of American democracy. 

Or you can value Thomas’ veneration for justice and American history. 

A critical and at the time heralded historical misdirection came later in the ‘60s and in the ‘70s when a series of Supreme Court decisions extended NYT v. Sullivan’s carefully circumscribed applicability of the protective 1st Amendment freedom that liberated breathing room to cover the actions and misdeeds of “public officials. The opinions applied the same rigorous “reckless disregard for truth or falsity” standard to the bottomless public arena that tracks in “public figures” whose special sauce is that they can commandeer microphones and sound systems that resemble the social media influencers of today. Trouble is that has allowed all breeds of media, often as crude as the self-serving celebs they cover, to have a preferred, almost exalted, position when they cover the territory with bravado and one-upmanship that relegates truth to a commodity indistinguishable from clickbait or promotional loss leaders. That is more to Judge Gorsuch’s point and it’s a nettlesome one at that.

Once the province of vigilant watchdogs of governments, public officials and democracy devolved into the hobnobbers with public figures and into the makers and breakers of celebrities, it’s a slithery slope to get to Donald Trump, the real estate mogul, but not yet ignominious public official. No wonder that the pre-public official Trump emerged from his real estate-TV Apprenticeship period into the political arena already committed publicly to eviscerating the 1st Amendment. At about that time, public figure and Trump’s wife Melania pursued a lucratively successful series of libel suits that stemmed from stories brazenly reporting of rumors of her involvement in a high end escort service. She reaped a huge, though undisclosed, settlement, because the lead case targeted the British press, which is unprotected by NYT v. Sullivan and the 1st Amendment. 

Just as Trump has set the table for the public to distrust election results and fake news, he descended the escalator into electoral politics in June 2015 toting a resolute agenda to undermine NYT v. Sullivan, the 1st Amendment and libel. “We’re going to open up those libel laws,” Trump pledged on the campaign trail. “So when The New York Times writes a hit piece which is a total disgrace or when The Washington Post, which is there for other reasons, writes a hit piece, we can sue them and win money instead of having no chance of winning because they’re totally protected.” 

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So here we are now back in Manhattan in week 2 of Palin v. NYT. If you were to follow the American press and its naïve, complacent, even blind, over-reliance on the onerous reckless disregard standard appended to the 1st Amendment, you might think, I believe potentially disastrously, that Palin and her lawyers’ admission to an “uphill fight,” as the Politico headline read last week, means that the Times has the upper hand as is typical in libel cases. Or as the Times’ own coverage reported Jan. 23, “Though defenders of broad First Amendment protections for the media have said Ms. Palin’s evidence is weak, they also acknowledged that a jury could decide otherwise.” 

The basis for the complacency has been pierced. More than five years ago, in Aug. 2017, the trial judge in the case dismissed Palin’s suit, ruling that under no set of facts could Palin meet the high burden of proving by clear and convincing evidence that the Times had published the facts in the editorial with reckless disregard for their truth. Palin appealed. It took two years for the appeals court in 2019 to reverse and send the case back to the trial court where it is now. 

In issuing its opinion, the unanimous appeals panel provided an unusual sneak peek at some of the evidence. 

The dispute is over an editorial published by the Times on June 14, 2017, the same day that a gunman opened fire at a baseball field in Virginia where Republican congressmen were practicing. GOP Congressman Steve Scalise of Louisiana was among those injured. The editorial, headlined “America’s Lethal Politics,” asked whether the Virginia shooting was evidence of how vicious American politics had become. It recounted another incident from six years earlier when in 2011 Democratic Congresswoman Gabby Gifford of Arizona suffered severe brain damage and partial paralysis during an attempted assassination in which six others were killed by the gunman. 

The editorial page editor assigned the editorial to an established editorial page writer. After the draft was written, it went back to the editorial page editor who inserted a reference dating back to the 2011 massacre that added the context that the earlier shooting occurred after Palin’s fundraising political action committee had circulated a map putting Gifford and 19 other Democrats under “stylized cross hairs.” 
The revised editorial made a distinction between the two shootings. In the earlier shooting, “the link to political incitement was clear.” No one reviewed the editorial after the revisions and it was published. 

Almost immediately that day it became apparent that the gunman in 2011 had no access to the Palin committee map putting Gifford and 19 other Democrats under “stylized cross hairs.” Therefore there was no “link to political incitement.” Moreover, the claim of a link to political incitement had been debunked years earlier. 

The Times changed the editorial text online by deleting “the link to political incitement was clear” and toning it down to: “But no connection” to the shooting and Palin’s PAC’s map “was ever established.” 

By morning with a firestorm gathering even within the paper, The Times published two separate corrections. 

From basically those facts, the trial judge had concluded that no matter what other facts might be introduced at trial, the actions of the Times and its staffers would at most amount to an unintentional screw up of a severity rising merely to negligence, as the law calls it, insufficient for the higher threshold of “reckless disregard” for arriving at the truth. 

The appeals court must have used a more refined lens than the trial judge. Among the facts the panel summoned in sending the case back for trial, it noted that a jury might see “reckless disregard,” knowing that: 

1. The editorial page editor who single-handedly inserted the revisions that brought Palin into the story and linked her committee to political incitement, was James Bennet. 

2. Bennet had previously been editor-in-chief at The Atlantic during which time the magazine had published a number of stories about the Gabby Gifford shooting, including one entitled, “Ten Days That Defined 2011,” which read in part, “the bad thing to come out of this already terrible story was a round of blame hurling, with people rushing to point at Sarah Palin’s infamous target map.” That story clarified that the gunman was clinically insane and the atrocity was “not really about politics at all.” 

3. Bennet has staked out the position under oath that he has no recollection of the content of the story in The Atlantic. The appeals panel considered two options a jury might conclude from that; either he was reckless when he published the editorial without reacquainting himself with the contrary articles published in The Atlantic six years earlier, or he’s lying. 

4. Bennet resigned from the Times in June 2020 under a cloud because of “a significant breakdown in our editing processes” relating to the publication of an op-ed entitled “Send In the Troops” by a GOP senator from Arkansas who was advocating for a military response to civic unrest. 
 
5. Bennet’s brother, Michael, has served as a Democratic Senator from Colorado since 2009 and is a strong proponent of gun reform legislation. The appeals panel wrote that the Bennet brothers are both “outspoken advocate[s] for gun control” and raised the possibility that a jury might find that Bennet had “reason to be personally hostile toward Palin, her political party, and her pro-gun stance. 

6. The appeals panel gave weight to the Times’ argument that the paper couldn’t have acted with reckless disregard for the story’s truth in that it published corrections the day after the editorial ran. Yet the panel concluded that it’s also “plausible that the correction was issued after a calculus that standing by the editorial was not worth the cost of the public backlash.” 
 
7. Part of the backlash came from The Times itself. One of the paper’s opinion columnists, Ross Douthat, emailed Bennet at about 10:30 the night story posted: “I would be remiss if I didn’t express my bafflement at the editorial we just ran…There was not, and continues to be so far as I can tell, no evidence that (the gunman) was incited by Sarah Palin or anyone else, given his extreme mental illness and lack of any tangential connection to that crosshair map.” Bennet responded about a half-hour later that he’d look into it in the morning. 

In case you’re curious as I was, the three-judge panel was composed of two judges who were appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan and one by Barack Obama. The trial judge was appointed by Bill Clinton. 

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The trial is in New York City. The New York Times has home field advantage over Palin. If you are of the left, as New York culture is, you may regard Palin as a joke, the butt of spot-on Saturday Night Live skits by Tina Fey, the albatross running mate around the neck of John McCain’s 2008 presidential bid, and as having finally gone away as Paul Waldman wrote recently in The American Prospect

Palin’s legal team are no one’s fools. To get the multi-million dollar jury verdict they covet, they need to neutralize the home field advantage. The “uphill fight” they cop to publicly and in front of the jury is scripted in bold letters suitable for a Times Square marquee: Super soaker celeb vs. big bad media

Some of you may recall a similar headliner event, Hulk Hogan (or should I say alter ego Terry Bollea) v. Gawker, that resulted in a 2016 jury verdict against the media for $115 million in compensatory damages and $25 million more in punitive damages, all for the unauthorized release of a sex tape. 

The implicit question for the Palin juror is to whom do they want to teach a lesson? A much maligned, media-bashed celeb or the big bad media, keeping in mind that since the 2016 Hogan verdict, Trump and the right wing have fumigated the landscape with toxic fake news mantras so repellent that millions of people won’t touch the stuff or their information, vaccines, masks, or climate changes. 

The jury is obliged to color within the lines. It must conclude by clear and convincing evidence that the Times and its employees acted with “reckless disregard” for whether the facts included in the editorial were true when they were published. The states of mind of the players matter. 

When I teach libel law, I tend to deploy a gutteral device to get the point across to avoid, for instance, the diametrical interpretations used in this case by the trial judge and the ones enumerated by the three-judge appeals panel. 

Being Jack, I use the “Jack spit test.” If in publishing a story, you don’t really "give Jack spit" if the facts are true or false, then you’re acting with reckless disregard for their truth. Then for effect, I turn to the right (my favored direction) and let out a spitless chock-tooey. 

That will be the jury’s charge. Under the facts as I fear them now, with Bennet now testifying, I think the odds for journalism are painfully prohibitive. If the jury were to side with the Times, Palin will appeal and appeal again until the Supreme Court gets its crack at deciding that such jury instructions on reckless disregard should no longer be given involving public figures, maybe even public officials. The Court would then likely return the case to be retried, using a jury instruction more favorable to Palin and in the future, less favorable to well-meaning and industrious new outlets. 

With the facts as treacherous for the Times as they are in this case anyway, I counsel: Throw the case, if your liability insurance company lets you. You still have time to protect your flanks as you play out your trial strategy. Keep Palin from being portrayed either so sympathetically that she emerges as a victim indefensible to the rapacious powers of the big, bad media or villainously that you make her out to be a gold digger who needs this to revive her political career. As for how to present the Times, of course be remorseful but don’t go so far as to dig in your editorial heels that it was obviously an honest mistake because The New York Times never has libeled anyone and never will. 

If in the process, with James Bennet’s almost singular culpability for the edits in the Palin piece, it may appear that you’re throwing a fellow journalist under the bus. That’s always unseemly. If it comes to pass in throwing the case, I suggest a modest re-calibration of the saying that will reveal an ethical imperative. It’s revoking the license of a runaway bus driver. Ralph Cramden would approve

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Jack Doppelt is an emeritus professor of journalism at Northwestern University, who regularly taught Media Law & Ethics in which he characterized NYT v. Sullivan as one of the two most seminal cases for journalists to learn. Many of his writings are available on Substack at https://substack.com/@jackcdoppelt. He is a perennial subscriber to, and trusting reader of, the New York Times. 

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Public notice for HESTAFO jobs: 10,000 jobs for the taking

[This essay was originally published on Substack here]

It’s your time, pardoned patriots, constitutional sheriffs, militia bros, dudes, and other DEI victims. 

The big, beautiful bill has your back and your future. The act President Trump signed into law on the 4th of July with full-throated support from the Republican Congress is about to open up 10,000 jobs for you and others wanting to fulfill his perceived mandate for mass deportations. 

 Team Trump Instagram page 

As the Heritage Foundation's Lora Ries, one of Fox News’ experts, told viewers, this is not about “just the worst of the worst but any kind.” Gone is that old, tired game plan. 

“The game changer is the resources for ICE,” she proclaimed. ICE, with the HESTAFO (Homeland Security Task Forces) behind it, can now go after “any deportable alien, whether they’ve overstayed a visa,” anything - 10,000 more agents and 100,000 more detention beds. $30 billion dollars. 

“Congress said ICE can use the money to hire additional deportation officers and other staff; retain current personnel through bonuses; increase transportation assets supporting deportation efforts; and expand and facilitate agreements that allow state and local officials to enforce federal immigration laws,” according to CBS News. After all, immigrants are trespassers and squatters, all illegals either when they entered the country or when they overstayed their visas. Paying taxes doesn’t take that away. 

Like other trespassers and squatters, they must face the consequences, be rounded up and deported. To anywhere. 

There are thousands of people needing jobs. Maybe they’ll be decent folks whose MAGA pedigree can be vouched for, are trained in law enforcement or the military, and will find it wearisome to have to pledge allegiance to a government that dehumanizes immigrants and deifies their leader. I pray that will be the case. 

They may be up against a culture of pardoned January 6th insurrectionists (there are 1,500 of them), hundreds of constitutional sheriffs whose oaths give them supreme power over shepherding God's land, according to Jessica Pishko, author of The Highest Law in the Land, countless MAGAs who feel deeply that immigrants and those favored by diversity, equity, and inclusion have grievously cut in line ahead of them and need to be returned to where they belong, more than a hundred statewide and local armed militias, not even counting the national poster militiamen like The Oath Keepers and the Three Percenters, and regular Joes with histories of domestic abuse. 

No matter who’s hired, the mission is clear. Trump’s HESTAFO is committed to exponentially improving on its trumped up, grossly exaggerated, “preposterous,” and selective numbers of arrests and deportations. according to Syracuse University’s Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse’s (TRAC) report, Trump Claims on Immigration Enforcement: Rhetoric vs Reality, from May. 

The report came out weeks before Trump re-launched a tripled up trial balloon, pledging to deport 4 million people over four years. Fox News comforted its MAGA base that Trump directs ICE to expand deportation efforts in America's largest cities. For senior White House aide Stephen Miller, the architect of Trump's immigration crackdown, do the math. It comes to 3,000 arrests per day

Trump is well aware that his drumbeat to dehumanize immigrants in order to ramp up mass deportations risks backfiring. “In general, Americans’ views of immigration policies have shifted dramatically in the last year,” Gallup’s most recent polling shows — “including among Republicans, who have become much more content with immigration levels since Trump took office but who have also grown more supportive of pathways to citizenship for people in the country illegally,” the Associated Press reported

A master of diversionary “look over there” techniques, Trump deployed the yearlong celebration of the nation’s 250th anniversary to wrap immigrant farm workers, the farmers who hire them, and immigrant hospitality workers in the flag he hugs. 

Yuri Gripas/REUTERS [click here to go to CNN story

The Hill quoted Trump extensively: “I cherish our farmers. And when we go into a farm and we take away people that have been working there for 15 and 20 years, who were good, who possibly came in incorrectly. And what we’re going to do is, we’re going to do something for farmers where we can let the farmer sort of be in charge,” Trump said on Fox News’s “Sunday Morning Futures” with Maria Bartiromo. 

“The farmer knows he’s not going to hire a murderer.” During a speech in Iowa, the president warned that if the farmers do not do a “good job, we’ll throw them out of the country.” 

“We’ll let the illegals stay, and we’ll throw the farmer the hell out, okay? Get ready, farmer,” he said. 

Later in the month, the Hill reported, “Trump said during an interview on Fox News that a temporary pass would be issued to migrants in the hospitality industry and on farms to allow their employers to have more control.” 

Bunk, hokum. Or fast forward to now, a few weeks later, as undocumented farm workers feel “hunted like animals” amid Trump’s immigration raids. 

The farm system Trump, Miller, and Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem are investing in is the HESTAFO, which is about to be rife with as many pardoned patriots, constitutional sheriffs, militiamen and aggrieved DEI victims as they can cram into 10,000 jobs in a hurry. 

The refugee resettlement program, in comparison, that Trump suspended in his first weeks in office after accusing the agency of failing to have proper procedures to vet applicants could typically take up to three years and involved interviews, background checks, biometric screening, medical screenings, and multi-stage vetting processes designed to ensure the security of both the refugees and the U.S. Another for instance: 

The Chicago Police Department (CPD) vetting process for police officer applicants includes a comprehensive background investigation, a written exam, drug screening, interviews, a polygraph exam, and a physical test. They must also undergo psychological and medical screenings before receiving a formal job offer. If hired, they do not wear masks. 

Apparently, unlike the Hestafo, Chicago police are safe on the streets. The criminals they arrest are compliant. Nothing like the HESTAFO. One year ago, from Jan. 21, 2024, to June 30, 2024, Homeland Security reported only 10 assault events. Now, only a year later, with ICE and other federal agents rounding up and arresting people from city to city on a daily basis and pledging to tally 3,000 arrests a day, they’re shocked, shocked to find out there are people resisting indiscriminate arrests. By Homeland Security numbers, they’ve recorded 79 assault events. 

Whoa baby, as Homeland Security will tell Fox News, and Fox News will tell you in bold and exclusive fanfare: DHS: Assaults on ICE now up nearly 700% over same time last year: Assaults on ICE officers up 690% this year, DHS reports to Fox News. [Added: Within a week, ICE spiked the numbers to 830% over the prior year.]
Take your time, Homeland Security. The Trump mandate is entitled to vetting befitting a refugee resettlement program or city police departments. We don’t want illegals slipping into the mix, or we could have law enforcement officers who violate federal campaign disclosure laws by secretly siphoning $80,000 into their own companies or people who falsify business records as part of a hush money scheme to influence an election or people convicted of disorderly conduct or trespassing or assault on or interfering with law enforcement officers


The new 10,000 HESTAFO applicants will know going in that they’ve got pardons in their pockets. 

The jobs ad campaign writes itself. 

Applicants: You have the opportunity to work for a Homeland Security Secretary who cares about you and your opinions. When Kristi Noem was Governor of South Dakota, she asked her Instagram followers which of three photos of her on horseback should be hung as the official Governor’s portrait in the South Dakota State Capitol
[Cut to an AI version of Mae West saying, "Is that a pardon in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"] 
 Mae West


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Saturday, July 5, 2025

A modest proposal for the Divided States of America for our 250th anniversary

[This essay was originally published on the 4th of July on Substack here]
Dear President Trump, Governors and Mayors— 
If I may borrow from the play, A Thousand Clowns, that Herb Gardner wrote more than 60 years ago, “I personally don’t feel that you’re gonna work out your problems with each other, but I’m glad you came to me because I think I can help you. Donald, the governors are not going to respect you because you threaten them. Respect will have to come gradually, naturally, a maturing process.” 
We have gone well beyond an angry, partisan kerfuffle over immigrants and into dangerous, hate-baiting that is rending asunder the country we purport to cherish and possibly irrevocably dragging the United States into quicksand. Blame each other if it makes you feel better. There is no high ground in quicksand. 
Donald, clearly you consider immigrants to be a drain on society, no matter how much research points to the contrary and to have violated laws to get or stay here. Some, yes; most, no. The tired, poor, huddled masses who accepted the Statue of Liberty’s invitation at the expense often of death-defying journeys, financial exploitation, and family breakups need to go. 
They’ve overstayed their welcomes, even if they’ve worked in America’s broad economy, paid taxes, raised kids, and become fixtures in their communities…for years. The U.S. born citizens of undocumented immigrants should go too. 
Your posts and pulsating drumbeats and dog whistles lead the MAGA and GOP way.
You want immigrants out. MAGA wants immigrants out. You embrace a mandate to do whatever you want to get them out. Call in troops, mask federal agents, build up a HESTAFO of Homeland Security Task Forces, handcuff a US Senator, if protesters “spit, we hit,” and make up allegations against immigrants to have them appear dangerous and criminal. MAGA and the GOP are behind you. They’re your mandate, your rock and salvation.
As you feverishly do their bidding, in California in particular so far, the governor, LA’s mayor, legions of No Kings-mandate deniers, and protesters who support immigrants, see what’s become obvious, and, traumatized by historical parallels, dread that we’ve come to this.
At one point, you vowed changes to your immigration crackdown to protect migrant farmers and hotel workers. That ruse disappeared, as migrants have. They might have been allowed to live their lives peacefully and productively.
You threaten sanctuary cities, question the citizenship of Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic mayoral candidate in New York City, the home you abandoned, deploying the same line of rhetoric you used for Barack Obama: “A lot of people are saying he’s here illegally.” This time you have power and seem inclined to deport a mayoral candidate, even if you have to denaturalize him.
You’re in the process of pulling the welcome mat out from under people who have been legally in the U.S. under Temporary Protected Status (TPS). As of Sept. 30, 2024, the U.Sis providing TPS protections to more one million people from the following 16 countries, according to the National Immigration Forum - AfghanistanBurma (Myanmar)CameroonEl SalvadorEthiopiaHaiti, Honduras, NepalNicaraguaSomaliaSouth SudanSudanSyriaUkraineVenezuela and Yemen.
TPS status provides work authorizations and protection from deportation for individuals from countries experiencing ongoing armed conflict, natural disasters, or other extraordinary circumstances that have prevented their safe return. The status for people from eleven of the 16 countries expires by December. The other five expire next year. Homeland Security has announced that all will be terminated and has already written letters to those from Afghanistan, Cameroon and Nepal, and some from Venezuela. Hondurans were added July 7. The letters inform them of the termination on dates this summer, making them ineligible to work legally in the U.S. and subject to deportation immediately.
To me, the tapestry of peoples from all over the planet feels more like the spirit in an Olympic village than the crammed quarters of detention centers, “Alligator Alcatraz” in the Florida Evergladers or the Terrorism Confinement Center (Cecot) in El Salvador…for now.
Donald, if we take a closer look at the mandate you invoke to propel your immigrant clearance sale, current data from the Pew Research Center shows less of a mandate than a coin toss:
  • Your use of state and local law enforcement in deportation efforts (50% approve, 49% disapprove)
  • Offering money and travel funds to immigrants in the U.S. illegally if they leave voluntarily (49% approve, 50% disapprove).
Or a squandered and lost mandate:
  • 60% of Americans disapprove of the suspension of most asylum applications (39% approve).
  • 59% disapprove of ending TPS for immigrants who came to the United States escaping war or other disasters at home (39% approve).
  • 54% disapprove of increasing HESTAFO raids on workplaces where people who are in the U.S. illegally may be working (45% approve).
That’s the national story, but there’s much to be learned from data that shows the USA is actually the DSA (Divided States of America) when it comes to immigrants:
  • 78% of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents approve of the administration’s approach to immigration, including 51% who strongly approve. Just 12% disapprove.
  • In contrast, 81% of Democrats and Democratic leaners disapprove, with 63% strongly disapproving. Just 9% approve.
I’d like to suggest a modest compromise for you, our governors and mayors.
Donald, pull out your pen and issue an executive order that plays to your mandate of the 312 electoral votes you won. Homeland Security and HESATAFO should have little trouble arresting and deporting thousands of busloads of immigrants in states where you won by more than 30 percentage points - Wyoming (+46 percentage points), West Virginia (+42), Idaho (+37), North Dakota (+36), and Oklahoma (+34). No need for troops, masked agents, deputizing more HESATAFO. No mayors crying sanctuary.
Let the blue states have their immigrants. They seem to want them. There are 20 blue states - California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, DC, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia and Washington.
Let them prove they want to keep immigrants, including TPS residents.
We had a chance to test that out a few years ago when during the Biden years, in 2022, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis executed a plot to send immigrant families from Texas and Florida to blue states.
At the time, DeSantis issued a statement: "States like Massachusetts, New York and California will better facilitate the care of these individuals who they have invited into our country by incentivizing illegal immigration."
Rather than pre-empting the clever grandstanding move by offering without prompting to welcome immigrants to help offset complaints from besieged red states near the borders, blue state mayors and governors backed into trying to make it work with little notice or resources.
Time to put up or shut up, blue states and mayors.
Donald, let the people in 20 states go…on to live in peace, without terror, and with a prospect for citizenship rather than deportation. If you’ve never gone to a naturalization ceremony, I recommend it. It’s where the Olympic village convenes.

2022 naturalization ceremony- Auditorium Theater, Chicago

I live in Evanston, Illinois, which is a Welcoming CityTrump received 8% of the Evanston vote in both 2024 and 2020. I damn well better support this compromise. And I do.

If I don’t and if residents of other blue cities like San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Boulder, Ann Arbor, Madison, Minneapolis, Washington, D.C., Burlington, Detroit, Hartford, Oakland, LA, and NYC prefer to be subject to the Trump-MAGA immigration agenda, we can trigger a home rule referendum scheme and cue the handcuffs. Until then, let’s give immigrants hope rather than terror and dehumanization.

Deportations and self-deportations can be replaced with self-departures and left to the likes of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and Tom Homan. Or what’s a 250th anniversary of independence for?

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