April 5, 2026 -Trump to Iran: "Open the Fuckin' Strait" or face bombing Tuesday
[With inspiration from Bruce Springsteen]
Madman, drum beats, crazed tweets,
Idiots in the war room with nary a diplomat
In the dark with his bark
The adolescent pumps a war out of his butt
With a chip on his shoulder, acting daft and older
He trips the nuclear codes,
With his very unpleasin’ posting and ghosting,
His catastrophes crash to the ground.
He is blinded by the might,
Revved up like a douche, a war criminal in the night.
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